Thursday, March 29, 2007

Sandi and Sally

"Walkin' in the Sunshine"... Yeah right, whatever.

Sometimes the face of pure evil is a fakely smiling, ambiguously virginal young woman wearing an ankle-length skirt and a pastel colored sweater. If I were going to design a Soylent Green-style human processing center, Sandi and Sally would be hostesses. Wasn't this tune the theme song for the evacuation of Saigon in 1975? If it wasn't, it should've been. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Sandi and Sally!

Put a smile on your face... as if there's nothing wrong!.... Pretending can make it real... A snowy pasture, a green and grassy field."

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